Incredible. (that's what it's called)

Last night Dave accidentally kicked an open wine bottle over in our living room.  Like kicked it in the air.  Red wine.  On beige y white carpet.  Fortunately, I've been keeping a magic potion called Incredible, under the kitchen sink.  Every time I get out a trash bag or wrestle around for the Windex, I stare and wonder when I'll need it.  Let's just say I seemed like a carpet goddess of sorts; gracefully pulling it out and dumping it in huge glumps all over.  It was a one minute time out, then we were back to eating oat crackers and analyzing how we can make 3 million dollars and vacation in Greece, with me wearing variations of soft scarves.  The stain was totally totally gone this morning.  Incredible is a non toxic potion that will cost you about $4.99.  I encourage you to keep it under your kitchen sink for your own (accidental) night of red wine kicking.