Last night Dave accidentally kicked an open wine bottle over in our living room. Like kicked it in the air. Red wine. On beige y white carpet. Fortunately, I've been keeping a magic potion called
Incredible, under the kitchen sink. Every time I get out a trash bag or wrestle around for the Windex, I stare and wonder when I'll need it. Let's just say I seemed like a carpet goddess of sorts; gracefully pulling it out and dumping it in huge glumps all over. It was a one minute time out, then we were back to eating oat crackers and analyzing how we can make 3 million dollars and vacation in Greece, with me wearing variations of soft scarves. The stain was totally totally gone this morning.
Incredible is a non toxic potion that will cost you about $4.99. I encourage you to keep it under your kitchen sink for your own (accidental) night of red wine kicking.
